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MATHEMATICZ LUV LETTER
My Dear Luv, Yestaday, I Was Passin By ur Rectangular House InTrigonometric Lane. There I Saw u Wit ur Cute Circular Face,Conical Nose & Spherical Eyes,Standing In ur Triangular Garden.B4 Seein u,My Heart Was A Null Set, But Wen A Vector Of Magnitude (Likeness) From ur Eyes At A Deviation Of Theta Radians Made A Tangent To My Heart,It Differentiated.My Luv 4 u Is A QuadraticEquation Wit Real Roots, Which Only u Can Solve By Makin Good Binary Relation Wit Me.d Cosine Of My Luv 4 u Extends 2 Infinity. I Promise dat I Should Not Resolve u Partial Functions But If I Do So,You Can Integrate Me By Applyin d Limits From Zero 2 Infinity.u Are As Essential 2 Me As An Element 2 A Set.The Geometry Of My Life Revolves Around ur Acute Personality.My Luv,If You Do Not Meet Me @ Parabola Restaurant On Date 10 At Sunset,Wen The Sun Is Makin An Angle Of 160 Degrees, My Heart Would Be Like A Solved Polynomial Of Degree 10.Wit Luv From ur Higher Order Derivatives Of Maxima&Minima,Of An Unknown Function.